Monday, April 20, 2009

You fail

Just so you know, you fail at life. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just stating the facts. I'm not trying to compare us, I fail at life too. I'm not trying to be a downer, I'm just being realistic.

But did you know that I would hate you if you didn't fail. You'd be perfect, and I'd resent that. It's because you're a failure that I love you. You fail. I fail. Your face fails, your mom fails, I fail, my mom fails. Epic win isn't epic unless there's an epic fail. And I wouldn't have it any other way.


  1. Yeah, you're going to have to do something about the mellifluous decrees thing. Because it's a fail.